kingantlion:

smallest-feeblest-boggart:

ego-ann-16:

phantoms-lair:

ankaa-avarshina:

lorem64:

ankaa-avarshina:

lorem64:

I’m so confused why he would think cookie dough would give him salmonella??? What parent told him this. There’s no chicken in there!

Two words: Raw eggs.

?? What kind of world do you live in where Raw eggs carry salmonella or are in anyway unsafe

Don’t ask me, ask them Americans. I’m an Asian just passing the word on

*deep breath* Though the risk is small, raw eggs can carry samonella.

MORE THREATENINGLY Raw wheat can carry E. Coli. However, if you don’t mind making your own cookie dough, you can easily make it safely.

Take your standard recipe. Omit the eggs. Eggs serve as a binding agent to hold the cookie together. Since we’re eating the dough raw, that’s not needed. Take the flour, put it in a pan and bake it at 350 for 7 minutes. Any E. Coli is now dead.

Just mix the rest of the ingredients together as the recipe is called for and BAM, perfectly safe edible cookie dough.

Thank u so fucking much for this wisdom

wait you’re telling my i can get E, Coli just FROM EATING FLOUR straight from the bag???

Why..why are you eating flour straight from the bag?

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okay y’all real talk

gaytotodile:

what social media platform are we all collectively moving to

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a-riisa:

"I look like shit."
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slavetomyheadcanon:

gif87a-com:

Noot Noot

I don’t know what it is, but the second one splashing into the water cracks me up hard core, like literal tears streaming out of my eyes I’m laughing so hard.

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allforbts:

© FATE | Do not edit. (1, 2, 3, 4)

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lilttlekingtrashmouth:

Myself @ me: you need to wake up earlier so you don’t waste the day
Me @ myself: sorry I was sleeping and just saw this lol wyd

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allforbts:

181205 Taehyung’s Tweet

오늘 한번 제대로놀아볼까~~

Shall we really have some fun today~~

[Video]: Sit (x2). Wait (x2). Paw (x3). Nose (x12). Paw (x2). Nose. Aigoo~ Good job! Wait (x4). 

Trans cr: Kylie @ allforbts
© Please credit when taking out

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idareu:

what’s ur sign and what’s the person you’re closest too sign

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